Washer Mouth: The Man Who Was a Washing Machine

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Roy is a washing machine messiah. Recently turned human, he must pave the way for the coming of the washer-men.
Unfortunately, Roy is not a very good messiah. More obsessed with the daytime Soap Opera Sands of Eternity, Roy deviates from his mission in order to follow his dream of acting in a scene with its beautiful leading lady, before she is retired from the show. But Roy soon discovers that the rise to stardom isn’t a simple task, especially for a man whose mouth is an out-of-control washing machine. A menagerie of freaks, bukkake hair treatments, sexually deranged divas, super-powered superstars, snuff films, gloop lunches, and a murderous washing machine man known only as The Dark Washer-all await Roy on his quest through the bowels of the day-time drama industry. It’s The Little Mermaid meets O’Lucky Man, filtered through Futurama. Washer Mouth is a totally fucking insane satire of Soap Operas that could only come from the unbalanced mind of Kevin L Donihe.
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B09Z9FSYF6
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Eraserhead Press
Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
Publication date ‏ : ‎ April 30, 2022
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 4.4 MB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 245 pages
Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Best Sellers Rank: #3,230,212 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store) #15,095 in Humorous Erotica (Kindle Store) #18,620 in Humorous Erotica (Books)
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